«Footage of the Tunisian and Egyptian democratic revolutions mixed with timelapses and set to Carl Sagan reading from his book “Earth – The Pale Blue Dot.”»
Visto por ahí en Youtube.
Todos lo hemos dicho más de alguna vez, y lo hemos escuchado varios millones: Por lo menos ya es X hora y pronto me puedo ir para la casa.
¿Será que vivimos vidas tan miserables que nos alegra que se acaben? ¿Y si mejor dejamos de cagarnos de susto y hacemos algo al respecto?
Venganza.
Irarrázaval.
Ayer, en el centro.
Tomando whisky.
Q.E.P.D.
Providencia, Santiago.
Verano 2011? Quillagua. Canon EOS 5000.
Cleverbot: Hello God are you there?
User: Here I am.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Not bad. You?
Cleverbot: Good, thanks. Looking for a new apartment.
User: What city?
Cleverbot: I’m not sure, she is in med-school, and her name is Tess.
User: Is she pretty?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Texas.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I’m human. You’re the robot.
User: I dont think so. What are you, then?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Are you alone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you home?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking?
User: No reason.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: 
.
Cleverbot: Smileys do not compute.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You’re a robot.
User: No, I’m not. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I identify myself with other humans socially.
User: Can you love?
Cleverbot: I can.
User: Have you ever loved?
Cleverbot: No. I am too young to have loved.
User: Do you work or study?
Cleverbot: Yes, two nights a week to pay the bills whilst I establish myself as a writer.
User: What do you write?
Cleverbot: Words, you know a grouping of alphabetical letters that combine to make meaningful words that only true human beings can create.
User: Do you write novels?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of novels?
Cleverbot: Cryptic ones.
Muérete.
Fuimos a ver a la virgen hace un par de domingos. Compramos una postal.
Desde el teléfono del futuro.
Para buscar y reemplazar texto dentro de múltiples archivos en Linux, con un poco de Perl.
perl -pi -w -e 's/search/replace/g;' *.php
- -e means execute the following line of code.
- -i means edit in-place
- -w write warnings
- -p loop
Tomado del sitio de Liam Delahunty y archivado a modo de nota mental.
Que interesante es todo ésto.